Thus, tonight's blog has to be short and sweet.
Tonight, on our family outing to Target, we made our first pit stop in the restrooms. Hunter and I into the Women's room, and Brian and the boys into the Men's room.
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In true Brian fashion, he directed everyone into the large, handicap stall, backs to the wall, "DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING."
(And don't worry, I received explicit permission to share this story.)
One at a time, the little boys went pee.
Then daddy had to go pee too. And that conversation goes like this:
{Brian, facing the toilet, begins the unzipping process}
Colton: "Daddy, you gotta take out your PENI$?"
Brian: {Chuckling, of course} Um, yes? That's typically how it's done."
{Brian proceeds to pee.}
Ethan: "Whoa! It's like it's RAINING!"
Colton: "It's like a WATERFALL!"
And there you have it.
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Meanwhile, in the ladies room, our conversation goes like this:
Hunter: "Mom, I'm the best pee-pee-er of all of us.""Mom? I went peepee at Grammy's house. But I didn't go peepee in my pants. Do you need to go peepee?
Me: "Yes, Hunter. You are a good pee-pee-er. And no, I went pee at home."
{Finishes peeing}
Hunter: I'm all done. Does this toilet flush itself or do we need to do it? You memember when the toilet flushed all by itself and it sprinkled my butt?
Me: {laughing at how much she talks.} Yes, I remember and yes, we need to flush it.
Hunter: Okay, does this handle have germs all over it?
Me: Yes, yes, it does, in fact.
Hunter: So we should use our feet, right mom?
Me: {Smiling at her observance} Yes we sure should.
Hunter: {Flushes the toilet.} So, should we wash our hands with soap now? And then dry them with a paper towel?
Me: "Lead the way, little one."
Hunter: "Okay, mom."
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Enjoying a 'Little Boy Coffee' which looks surprisingly like hot chocolate, while Daddy enjoys his Big Boy Coffee. :)
