What follows are mostly misused words or phrases that are very commonly used by my kids. :)
Hunter: Smoke Detractors (smoke detectors)
Ethan: "What -Appened? (what happened? This almost always means something bad has 'happened.)
Hunter: "You lock your phone so I can't call China?"
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Colton: "Oh, I sowwy mommy."
Colton: [Both hands on cheeks] "Oh no! I can't find it ANYwhere!"
Hunter: "You just gonna go clean the kitchen now?" (She says this every time I tuck her in due to the fact that I ONCE told her I would come up to my room and go to bed after I cleaned up the kitchen a bit.)
Colton: "Snappich" (Sandwich)
Ethan: I want some Stwawbererererery milk.
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Colton: Rack-o-cheese (macaroni and Cheese)
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Ethan: "No. Not yet." (He Inserts this phrase in his low, raspy, monotone voice without missing one tiny beat following any question in which the answer is not a desirable one for him. Ex. "Ethan, can you go pick out your jammies? No not yet." {Doesn't even look up.]. "Ethan it's time for a nap." "No. Not yet." (take my word....it's funny in person.)
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Colton: "Got poops in there in the BUTT." (His way of telling you he's pooped.)
Hunter: "It's not scary in my room. I'm not afraid in my room. I like my room. I like my stars." (Her way of convincing herself she is, in fact, NOT afraid, which she of course, is. )
Colton/Ethan: "Buzz Ranger" (Somehow Buzz Lightyear became 'Buzz Ranger'. )
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5 comments:
I may have to adopt "snappich". Love it all! BTW, the new camera is AH-Mazing!
I was totally noticing the photos too! You must have gotten a new toy!
I'm jealous. :)
I think "You lock your phone so I can't call China?" takes it. Too funny.
SO FUNNY! I have been working on a post like this, I would hate to one day forget any of the funny little things they say!
Oh how I've missed catching up with you guys! The kids are SO big and cute and too funny for...well, words! Love this post :)
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